A Paris café terrace on a Haussmann corner with rooftops behind

Paris French · Français

French you'll actually fucking remember.

Paris French, from the café counter to the row on the landing. Eighteen courses, two hundred and sixteen lessons, stories you listen to at real speed, and a tutor from Paris French who corrects you as you talk.

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Bars and banter

Bars and banter

Terrace orders, rounds and the piss-taking that comes with them.

Rows and apologies

Rows and apologies

Flat-share arguments and the climb-down afterwards.

Gros mots, properly

Gros mots, properly

French swearing with the register attached, so you land it right.

HOW RUDE DO YOU WANT IT?

  • CLEAN — Nothing your nan would mind. Useful, polite, safe for work.
  • CHEEKY — Mild rudeness, sarcasm, the odd insult between friends.
  • REAL FRENCH — How French is actually spoken between people who like each other.
  • NO FUCKING FILTER — Everything, explained honestly, including what you should never say.
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